December 2009
62 posts
Dwight: Is this a joke?
Michael: If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you're laughing?
Dwight: Impossible to say. I can't see myself.
Michael: You're not.
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
– Robert Frost (via simtan) (via quote-book) (via noseriously-thatisall)
“We would be warm
below the storm,
in our little hideaway
beneath the waves.”
– Octopus’s Garden - The Beatles (via rosalafae)
Oh washing machine, hurry up.
I need clothes in about 20 minutes and you’re no help and what am I supposed to wear, huh?
On another note: Today was cold and successful. I think. Mostly cold.
GMH →
I’m definitely in a Christmas cheer mood! Watch Elf: check. Want to make homeless people turkey sammiches: check. Put up tree:
well. This is cute anyway.
givesmehope:
One time my mom and I went to see a movie, but when we stepped up the booth to pay the worker told us the women in front of us had paid for us. My mom then decided to pay for the people’s tickets behind us in line. Then...
Did I mention
-I’m tired of hearing about politicians and their politics.
-I’m ready freddy.
-I’ll care as much as you do.
-I would help you, you know.
-Brand new real live snow!
-You have a funky computer.
-Your house is too cold!
-I love you for noticing my eyes and not my burn.
-I don’t know what to do with you, but I think you are so funny when you’re not upset.
-I...
GMH →
These always make my day much lovelier. Everything seems more beautiful but I know it’s the same as it was five minutes ago. It’s like I have a superpower: I can make the world pretty in the snap of a finger.
givesmehope:
I come from a large family where money is tight. My dad has called me a few times asking if the gift wrapped christmas gifts the kids have recieved are from me....
Intruder alert!
I feel like I’m always intruding on other people’s moments. Like when a father is kissing his daughter on the forehead. Or when a big brother hosts a dance party for his younger siblings. Or when I see a pair of whispering humans. Or when I take too many steps and see you kissing. Or when I overhear somebody singing to themself. Or when I see two people sharing a secret smile. I wish I...
“They were in love. You could tell just by the way they looked at each other,...”
– Oh my goodness, what is this from? Just call me Sappy McSapperson.
(via eletheowl) (via infinitebutterflies) (via lexluthr)
"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and...
John, THESE ARE OUR NEW PLANS FOR CHRISTMAS.
(via flickflickflicker)
THIS GUESSES EVERYONE HOLY CRAP →
whhhuut. Michelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I guess I”m just surprised it guessed the right turtle!
chuckfuck:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS
carocake:
WOAH IT GOT LINDSEY WEIR. AND MATT PARKMAN. AND ALEXANDER RYBAK. AND MONK. but it couldn’t guess sharkboy.
jaake:
Dude it got Jack Black and Jessica Rabbit. This thing is smart.
rubenesqueideas:
it guessed Jack Black, Robin,...
Today has been so crazy. This morning was full of angry eyebrows and misunderstandings. This afternoon was hungry for sleep and warmth. Then ecstasy from temporary perfection and perfectly temporary things. Now something else, a mud puddle of thoughts. I’ll be fine, I know. But sometimes I don’t really know.
I can I can I can-can
I can get used to things not working out the way I’d like. I hope I can.
